The same rug with two different messages.

The newest 7 wonders of the world are about to be voted since the kids these days don't know anything about the Hanging Gardens of Babylon but know everything there is to know about Minas Tirith.

Ah, the race track toys are so awesome.

One thing you need to remember is to remove all the coffee on top unless you want some coffee flavored spaghetti.

I carried this cart this far, now get on your feet and do the rest.

We are breaking up. Ah, sorry, that wasn't for you.

I am not allowed to take this mask off, I don't have a mouth and I need a beer. Got a better idea?

If aliens come after us everybody can stay relaxed because they'll go directly to the US.

Is that a... toilet paper holder?

The good old days when the phone needed charging once every two weeks and Snake was the best game ever.