You start off with a heart and a diamond but end up with a club and spade.

If you are tired of the same old German technology why not switch over to Sweden's metal?

Grumpy cat is grumpy because of your stick figure family.

We're in Canada so we don't need to tell you obvious warnings in case you are too dumb to know them yourself.

If you were previously complaining about your nearby ATM wait till you see this one.

Beware of this fierce sexual predator in your neighborhood.

If you are the owner of this weed then please call the police. Be prepared to smoke some at the station so you know it's your own.

We'll send the construction workers to repair this. It'll probably be a straight forward job.

I'm so badass that I drive a pink truck just so people don't panic when they see me.

So, did they borrow their sister's shirts for the photo or are those their own?