Beware of this fierce sexual predator in your neighborhood.

If you are the owner of this weed then please call the police. Be prepared to smoke some at the station so you know it's your own.

We'll send the construction workers to repair this. It'll probably be a straight forward job.

I'm so badass that I drive a pink truck just so people don't panic when they see me.

So, did they borrow their sister's shirts for the photo or are those their own?

The goat is captured and in our custody. The public can rest assured we are handling this.

I'm too lazy to get it myself so please give it to me.

Don't you dare scream or I'll blow your juicy brains out!

I'm doing this here and now. If you don't like it then GTFO.

Ever tried following the examples in the math book?