We need to teach them about those zombies from an early age. You never know when the next attack comes and we need to prepare the next generation.

The healthy pizza pyramid. Balance your diet with pizza, pizza and finish it off with even more pizza.

It's shark week so get in the mood by grabbing a pair of shark themed heels.

Guess this guy really loves them camels, doesn't he?

When I said wrap the baby this isn't what I had in mind.

If you need to control your jet and stop pissing all over the place you might try one of those for target practice.

You don't pay for the parking space, you get your vehicle blocked. What's that? You have a tank? No worries, we got this covered.

My 6 pack is so awesome it even has a different tan.

So thats what those are for. Extremely useful for when there's no table around.

We just thought that you might be interested in both those tshirts together.