Otherwise you would really see a lot of people suffering.

Just so you know, do not use these tights as pants and walk around in public.

This chicken really has some balls to show its face around here.

Those poles are supposed to be made out of steel, not plastic.

Ever wanted to look just like a red crab? Now you can find out what it's like by not using any cream for sun burns.

We have to stop this one and ask him the age old question. Maybe he can enlighten us.

Those blankets cannot be moved at all.

You cannot call yourself a decent hipster if you still have your home movies stored in digital format. Why not try the old VHS format?

Our restaurant is so full of meat that the vegetarians will be horrified.

Just remember not to park your car under any tree or wires when going on vacation. You might have a surprise once you come back.