Just stir up the soda and inhale everything through your nose. That's how real men drink Cola.

Just write on every dollar bill that goes through your hands your address. The money will come back to you.

That's OK, it was an old bike anyway. Please keep it and build your hive around it, it's perfect.

We found a tetris piece that wondered off. No wonder I couldn't play the game today.

Everybody who was thinking about kinky stuff please raise your hands.

The next laptop I'm buying will have sharp and straight edges so I can use it like this guy.

That's close enough. It looks exactly like they advertised. I'm so happy.

Even if you are dead you can still hire us to claim a fair amount of money. You know, for a larger coffin or something.

Even Jesus needs to take a self shot in the bathroom once in a while.

When a car is in flames you know just what to do.