The next laptop I'm buying will have sharp and straight edges so I can use it like this guy.

That's close enough. It looks exactly like they advertised. I'm so happy.

Even if you are dead you can still hire us to claim a fair amount of money. You know, for a larger coffin or something.

Even Jesus needs to take a self shot in the bathroom once in a while.

When a car is in flames you know just what to do.

Otherwise you would really see a lot of people suffering.

Just so you know, do not use these tights as pants and walk around in public.

This chicken really has some balls to show its face around here.

Those poles are supposed to be made out of steel, not plastic.

Ever wanted to look just like a red crab? Now you can find out what it's like by not using any cream for sun burns.