Make sure you measure two times before you start cutting. Hold on, make that three.

I really hope you will like my shitty flowery mug. It's got all the shitty flowers you know.

People without beards are called women. So grow a beard or deal with it.

It's simply too much to ignore the similarities.

We just bought ourselves more time. It's not even 1 pm yet.

This is the perfect show I can watch during a flight.

Hey, why are you not paying attention to me? I'mma eat your head right off!

This is the perfect set of clothes you would want to wear in your first job interview.

Under no circumstances are we allowed to speak in sign language or anything else you don't understand.

This machine takes all you money. I seemed to know someone who does the same thing.