I'm going to eat this kid. Hope you don't mind.

Get your Call of Duty boys and go play in your corner!

Remember to ask for the whole photo before asking her out.

I'm going to make tons of money with my drawing skills.

Our kebabs are magical. They simply disappear in seconds.

The dog won't move so I am forced to use him as my mouse pad.

We got everything including all that hipster crap you like so much.

I've visited the anal kingdom and got a photo to prove it.

And that way is how we made the leaning tower straight again.

The answer to all your problems in college is drinking.