The dog won't move so I am forced to use him as my mouse pad.

We got everything including all that hipster crap you like so much.

I've visited the anal kingdom and got a photo to prove it.

And that way is how we made the leaning tower straight again.

The answer to all your problems in college is drinking.

Come and see Stephen Hawking's incredible freestyle moves on the dancefloor.

My son was the best inmate of the month. He made us so proud.

Well, we didn't get any service by simply walking so we took the cart.

For all you vegetarians out there we got some special lamb for you today.

It's time to break the rules.