Everybody get your icon and stay as far as possible from that dreaded Internet Explorer.

The new mannequins collection has arrived. Due to the recent budget cuts and because we only sell pants and shoes here there is no need for any torso or arms. This will do.

This is the perfect solution to keep every other driver as far away from you as possible. No matter if you car is automatic or stick.

Dirty minds are the ones who combine their forces and work together.

I'll be sure to take care of my procrastination issues. But tomorrow.

This is clearly discriminating against decent sluts that are skinny. We should sue.

Who said chemistry isn't funny? Well... it isn't. I ain't laughing.

Who says only women can be sexy. I can be sexy too. Just look at me beside my pool.

Homer is too lazy to do anything so let's just let someone else do the Nike thing.

America is indeed extremely racist. Here we have a clear example of racism. Just because the president is black doesn't mean he'll start shooting people during his speech.