This is clearly discriminating against decent sluts that are skinny. We should sue.
Who said chemistry isn't funny? Well... it isn't. I ain't laughing.
Homer is too lazy to do anything so let's just let someone else do the Nike thing.
America is indeed extremely racist. Here we have a clear example of racism. Just because the president is black doesn't mean he'll start shooting people during his speech.
Looks like you forgot something on your way back from the little boys' room.
Even the grammar nazies are now subject to illiteracy.
This public toilet sure is full all day long.
Drink this milk and come out of the closet.