No use having a cast if I can't do something useful like opening a beer with it.

I'm a rich feline and that's how I roll.

You know, in case you run out of toilet paper and need more.

A great way to pass the time while skydiving is to take karate lessons.

At least she was sober enough the next day to leave this note.

You know what's missing? The painting from within the painting.

I think I'll take a nap right now and here.

Ever visited a famous tourist attraction? Use this guide to help you find the correct pose in each situation.

Hey girls, stop looking at my body and treat me like an object! My face is up here, not down there.

If you are quoting from Sex and the City in you yearbook then you are what's wrong in this world.