Well, looks like that time saying PLEASE doesn't help every time.

Looks like you forgot something on your way back from the little boys' room.

Even the grammar nazies are now subject to illiteracy.

This public toilet sure is full all day long.

Drink this milk and come out of the closet.

No use having a cast if I can't do something useful like opening a beer with it.

I'm a rich feline and that's how I roll.

You know, in case you run out of toilet paper and need more.

A great way to pass the time while skydiving is to take karate lessons.

At least she was sober enough the next day to leave this note.