Sometimes I think the people responsible for public roads are retarded.

Come on, little guy, nobody's going to hurt you.

Nowadays we got to respect the signs exactly. Don't want any cops to give us any tickets for not following signs, do we?

It's the butt sale today. Why don't you grab a butt right after some snacks and coffee?

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Trust us, the sign mysteriously changes into Spanish when nobody is looking.

Watch out, grandma's remixing again.

I don't know about you but I would be reluctant to sit anywhere in this car.

So what will it be today? The baby shower or the gun show?

Shoot that beer out of your system.