Trust us, the sign mysteriously changes into Spanish when nobody is looking.

Watch out, grandma's remixing again.

I don't know about you but I would be reluctant to sit anywhere in this car.

So what will it be today? The baby shower or the gun show?

Shoot that beer out of your system.

Our cheese is extremely deadly.

Want to sleep on the couch for a few nights? Then grab one of these shirts.

This is awesome. Two shoes for the price of one!

This is a sure way to keep kids away from your local dentist.

Safety is not a concern in this house.