I honestly will if you buy me another damn car!

The stories you start to find while using the toilet are more extreme than ever.

I'll just watch the shutter button, time my jump precisely and... bang! Photobomb!

The women were involved in a single activity. Making sandwiches was an extremely important task.

Oh great, the donkey is playing dress up again.

The real story behind how Apple's iPad came to be.

This guy is simply asking for someone to run him over with a truck.

Now imagine you have to clean this cup with each of those nipples. Not such a great idea after all, huh?

Welcome to Bonerwood, where your boner meets your wood... Wait... That didn't come out right.

Remember how your homework is done? Now just imagine having no Internet access.