Whe task manager freezes you know it's going to be a bad day.

Admit it, we all got stuck in the playground after a night out drinking.

You better end this pizza's misery.

Do you have a problem with my parking? Do you think if you drive a truck an I ride a tricycle I can't have my own parking space?

When you get a blue screen on your PC at home it's one thing, but when an entire building gets an error things start getting serious. Seriously funny that is.

Those useless postit notes are too hard for me to write anything on them. Who ever came up with such a design is a clear idiot.

I'm crying because daddy ruined my hair again today. Just look at this mess!

Guys, you had one job. Now you are going to sit there until the paint dries out.

For people that never tried the taste of cat, but can't cook their own pets, here is the cat pizza.

The perks of living in Australia: you don't see under construction signs, you see wild animals running loose.