Those useless postit notes are too hard for me to write anything on them. Who ever came up with such a design is a clear idiot.

I'm crying because daddy ruined my hair again today. Just look at this mess!

Guys, you had one job. Now you are going to sit there until the paint dries out.

For people that never tried the taste of cat, but can't cook their own pets, here is the cat pizza.

The perks of living in Australia: you don't see under construction signs, you see wild animals running loose.

I just want to have sex once in my life, bitches. You know, before I die.

The vet at this hospital gets a little carried away sometimes.

At least the thieves gave their best effort to avoid detection as long as possible.

Catwoman's car is not as spectacular as previously thought.

After months of bonding the leopards accepted me as one of their own.