I grant you the distinguished permission to pet me while my master is not around.

Depending on how you spell, search suggestions show who you really are.

Now I can drive around without thinking about gas.

Remember to open the garage door before driving your minivan in there.

I'm never eating microwaved food. If the antichrist is there I might be considered a sinner.

Why hire a specialized team with a designated truck to help you move out when you could place everything on your own car?

Watch out for the extremely dangerous spider ahead.

The lady who cleans this toilet has probably never used a clothes hanger.

Straws are extremely expensive so we use them as marketing ideas.

Were you speeding again sir? I remember pulling you over yesterday.