Why hire a specialized team with a designated truck to help you move out when you could place everything on your own car?
Watch out for the extremely dangerous spider ahead.
The lady who cleans this toilet has probably never used a clothes hanger.
Straws are extremely expensive so we use them as marketing ideas.
Were you speeding again sir? I remember pulling you over yesterday.
Whe task manager freezes you know it's going to be a bad day.
Admit it, we all got stuck in the playground after a night out drinking.
You better end this pizza's misery.
Do you have a problem with my parking? Do you think if you drive a truck an I ride a tricycle I can't have my own parking space?
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