Got a baby screaming his guts off in an airplane? Just stuff him inside here and don't worry about a thing until the plane lands.
Just in case you missed the ATM, here is a sign placed 10 inches from the ATM to point you in the right direction.
Redundant signs will not be tolerated here redundantly. Did I mention redundant?
You got to know what those wheels are for.
My diaper is full, someone help me or I'll stay here all night long.
Don't blush, Death. Everybody needs some flirting from time to time.