They said I would have enough leg room. Surely those BMW designers never met me.

There is no place where I can't build a house. Event on other apartments.

You need privacy? Just use those curtain strips, nobody will ever know you are there.

I guess most ladies will agree to this success story.

This year's lazy award goes to the guy who can't be bothered to purchase a stamp.

Got a baby screaming his guts off in an airplane? Just stuff him inside here and don't worry about a thing until the plane lands.

Just in case you missed the ATM, here is a sign placed 10 inches from the ATM to point you in the right direction.

Redundant signs will not be tolerated here redundantly. Did I mention redundant?

The coloring book for goths has arrived. You don't need anything else than a black marker.

You got to know what those wheels are for.