Roses are red so just come inside and order some bacon.

I'm going to wait for this guy to load everything, then cut him off and hit the brakes.

Ever wanted to know how a piece of meat feel like. Just jump right in and find out. Our tigers will be happy to show you.

Keep calm and pay your bill. Then you can take care of yourself.

I think I'll go with the great coffee if it's the same price. Or is the good one better? It can't be.

They said I would have enough leg room. Surely those BMW designers never met me.

There is no place where I can't build a house. Event on other apartments.

You need privacy? Just use those curtain strips, nobody will ever know you are there.

I guess most ladies will agree to this success story.

This year's lazy award goes to the guy who can't be bothered to purchase a stamp.