I'm not sure how come I managed to read and understand Russian all of a sudden.

This time there is absolutely no chance anyone is sneaking up on me from behind.

That's an A for creativity right there. And an F for biology.

We lost Snowden, but we found our red panda. What a happy day!

Well.. that escalated quickly.

Just what is that pig lady slicing anyway? Oh my god! They're cannibals!

Please remember to switch on the brakes as soon as you hit the brake.

Why bother opening the box when you can just sit on it.

So unless you ordered someone to stab the water you are not as stupid as Caligula.

Guess this way she can watch out for any approaching competitors and defend the food.