Apparently someone never got to read that instruction. Remember that not reading the manual ends up with having weird results.

This is why you should always have a backup umbrella if your own gets broken. Otherwise you just end up borrowing one from your daughter.

This offer is so good that I cannot believe it. I am going to get another car for free!

Please see attached photo. Notice that that extremely sexy man (me) is not included.

No way, I'm not having my teeth fixed ever.

You know it's been a hard year and I'm not doing great with my finances. Also, you could lose some weight, dear.

We taught our daughter that drinking is very important. She hasn't forgotten after all these years.

As they say, the bigger the medallion, the more manly you are. No man, that's not a rim, that's my medallion.

Ever wondered why is an Xbox "bricked" when it's no longer working? Because you can use it as a brick.

The guy who laid out the plan for this bathroom was either too drunk or too stingy.