We found a loophole in physics. After decades of research the solution to the world's electricity problems is finally here.

Also available for yard work, but since that is rarely the case around these parts we're sticking with them zombies.

Every time she decides to wear high heels it's going to be a hell of a day for him.

What if I have been living in a lie all my furry life? Nah, foolish thoughts. Human, get here! I need sustenance at once!

I never thought of it like this, but he does have a valid point.

Just remember the people out there who believe in reptilian people. They are the ones that make you feel better.

Get a haircut and get a good time while you're at it. This barber shop is going to make a killing.

The stock images are depleted. We need to reuse everything we've got. Let's put some glasses and carry on.

How do you know this car has excellent brakes? You find a full makeup set on the back of the headrest.

If the dog kept jumping out I needed to restrain him somehow. At least this way he can enjoy the wind in his face.