Who needs all these contraptions? All we need is some benches.

Yoda soon realized he wasn't cut out to be a helpful person when it came down to navigation.

Well, now we know what Windows 8 looks like. Just wait for the next version.

If she's 20% hotter than me then I surely hit rock bottom.

They named this condition after me. I keep getting up to eat.

Whoa, this guy is not kidding. Poor man must be freezing with no clothes on.

The most efficient way to get rid of a man is illustrated here. Pay attention because this might save your life one day.

That is either a tablet or the new Samsung Galaxy version.

We don't serve Martinis here. Get yourself a decent whiskey and move along!

This Cafe is guaranteed to be the best in all of England.