Stop telling us he's dead! He's just resting because he's old.

I just need to take those pictures in the bathroom right now.

Schrodinger's cat is wanted. Dead and alive this time.

We need to start a hip hop band immediately. Just get your ass down here and let's do this.

Learn to spell. It's not B4, is it?

Who needs all these contraptions? All we need is some benches.

Yoda soon realized he wasn't cut out to be a helpful person when it came down to navigation.

Well, now we know what Windows 8 looks like. Just wait for the next version.

If she's 20% hotter than me then I surely hit rock bottom.

They named this condition after me. I keep getting up to eat.