They just run and then the music stops.

If they're protesting, I'm protesting their protest.

Just sit tight, Timmy. Mommy's got to put on some lipstick.

Check out the new Wolverine sequel. This time in the ghetto version.

Just look at the size of that pen. It's really huge, no doubt about it.

This is impossible. Our products are 100% not natural. A human hair would clearly not be inside your sandwich.

The passion of the crust is back on the small screen. Own it on DVD today.

Those 5 days are the worst. After that it gets better.

Come and meet Captain Morgan Freeman. He makes a helluva rum.

Now you know how men pee in different circumstances.