Now suck those balls!

Remember all the things your mom told you not to do? Well she's not here so why worry?

This is a sure way to tell if your clothes have been manufactured in China.

At least if this guy gets involved in an accident he is basically safe.

Isn't it obvious? The red part is 100%, while the white part is only 27%.

If you're trying to steal my bike be prepared to get this lock out of the way.

I think my kids are a little too eager for this year's snow.

Have you ever needed to hold the power button down? Then you know just how that feels like.

And this was just 4 seconds into the ride.

If you think you are having a bad day, imagine being this doctor and having a 300% mortality rate.