I really am not a drug addict. I just smell it from time to time... about twice per day.

Come on girls, we really need some real and obvious signs that you are interested. Enough with the subtleties.

Someone else made something awesome? Time to high five yourself a couple of times.

Now you know the real reason your coworkers love holding meetings every day.

And this is the reason why you should always make sure you are wearing underpants while going in public. Someone else's wife my tuck your private parts in.

I'm so excited for the upcoming spring. I simply cannot wait and keep wetting my plants constantly.

One cannot go without the other. You cannot get any sexy times without beans, can you?

Our fridge is incredibly polite all of a sudden. Especially after we tipped it over.

Looks like she was caught red handed. Passing gas during a weather report is a serious offence.

This guy is going to achieve his dreams at an early age.