So anybody exiting will be stopped and forced to leave. That will surely make them think twice before exiting.

And this is why your pet pays that much for his grooming. Still having questions? Get lost then.

Every man's perfect breakfast in one simple package.

I can't wait for some spaghetti oil from the can. It's delicious.

That park sure has some dirty women. It's so famous that they even put it on a map.

If you let me do your dishes I'll do your boyfriend too. So what will it be?

Walking around with this in your hand will surely send everybody back home in fear.

So this is why my iPhone never made it to my doorstep.

This is the way the universe is telling you to get a new car.

Stepping in a bucket of fresh paint? What can possibly be more bad?