Chuck Norris must have tied his shoe laces while resting on this door. Who knows where this car may have been blown to if Chuck decided to roundhouse kick it.

I didn't have any place to store this scooter so that's why it's in the bathtub.

Looks like it shrunk to half its original size.

Finally a pub that was fed up with all the saggy pants.

We can safely assume that the deterrent is worthless.

That damn salary keeps leaving way too soon each month.

Welcome to my classroom. As you may have noticed I am Asian and I expect only the best. Here is a drill down of your grades this semester.

At least you know what others will think of your new sweater before you actually buy it.

Let's cut to the chase. Enough romance. Give my deserved piece of chocolate.

Well, who wants some cake with little Billy's spit?