We can safely assume that the deterrent is worthless.

That damn salary keeps leaving way too soon each month.

Welcome to my classroom. As you may have noticed I am Asian and I expect only the best. Here is a drill down of your grades this semester.

At least you know what others will think of your new sweater before you actually buy it.

Let's cut to the chase. Enough romance. Give my deserved piece of chocolate.

Well, who wants some cake with little Billy's spit?

Nobody is ever going to steal my slippers at the pool again.

If you decide to become a woman just shave that thing off.

The dock side awaits you. Come and join, brother!

Get your very own tearable pun right now.