At least you know what others will think of your new sweater before you actually buy it.

Let's cut to the chase. Enough romance. Give my deserved piece of chocolate.

Well, who wants some cake with little Billy's spit?

Nobody is ever going to steal my slippers at the pool again.

If you decide to become a woman just shave that thing off.

The dock side awaits you. Come and join, brother!

Get your very own tearable pun right now.

If you ever decide to leave your life because of a quote you've read on a wall then here's a tree for you.

Social media is explained in simple terms, using the donut.

Actually this does make a lot of sense. Damn those straight couples producing gay babies.