If you ever decide to leave your life because of a quote you've read on a wall then here's a tree for you.

Social media is explained in simple terms, using the donut.

Actually this does make a lot of sense. Damn those straight couples producing gay babies.

Come to think of it, it's your job that sucks, not Monday.

Assume you look awful so it's better not to go out today.

Why should you be pessimistic? There's no sense for that because it won't work.

That ain't the correct way to Facebook!

Ain't got money or time to buy a new costume next year? Well if you're going to a geek party then get a 404 error shirt.

Guess there were 501 losers before him.

It kind of makes you wonder why would someone recommend a product that would eventually lead into less customers.