Come to think of it, it's your job that sucks, not Monday.

Assume you look awful so it's better not to go out today.

Why should you be pessimistic? There's no sense for that because it won't work.

That ain't the correct way to Facebook!

Ain't got money or time to buy a new costume next year? Well if you're going to a geek party then get a 404 error shirt.

Guess there were 501 losers before him.

It kind of makes you wonder why would someone recommend a product that would eventually lead into less customers.

The new book that deals with the particularities of being black. A mist read for any white guy out there.

Free concussion with every instagram photo you take inside this establishment.

Just place it under the rug so nobody will see it until I get home.