How to tell your headphones are made in China and are for a single use only: they're a Samsnug product.

Now this is going to be a long lasting marriage right here. In 2 years most people are already divorced.

This guy is going to go places tonight according to everybody else's reactions.

Damn dog should wear this sign all week long after killing poor defenseless Yoda.

Every time I'm single there are no girls around but the minute I get a girlfriend they are all over me. It's like I'm sexier if I'm taken.

Spiderman will surely find these instructions useful.

Apparently someone thought that swimming here might be a good idea so they had to place the sign.

You sure hope to be manly some day. But until then just settle for wearing an m shirt and shut up.

The laptop is too far away. It seemed like the only thing to do was use an external keyboard.

The one thing that will understand you whenever you are feeling down is chocolate. It won't judge you and it won't ask silly questions.