Every time I'm single there are no girls around but the minute I get a girlfriend they are all over me. It's like I'm sexier if I'm taken.

Spiderman will surely find these instructions useful.

Apparently someone thought that swimming here might be a good idea so they had to place the sign.

You sure hope to be manly some day. But until then just settle for wearing an m shirt and shut up.

The laptop is too far away. It seemed like the only thing to do was use an external keyboard.

The one thing that will understand you whenever you are feeling down is chocolate. It won't judge you and it won't ask silly questions.

At least it's clearly labeled.

Having a wife around the house can prove to be quite useful when reaching over the top shelf in the kitchen.

Ever wondered why Batman only shows up at night? Because this is what happened when he was spotted during the day!

This is definitely an engineer. Everything is correct, but useless at the same time.