This guy sorely likes to get pulled over all day long.

That little boy should be thrown in jail for life. How dares he eat food in the shape of guns inside a public school? The nerve of some children.

Gandalf is getting ready to install your software, so just sit back and relax.

I'll just sit at home and watch TV all day. That's better than taking drugs.

No hugs for you little guy. Guess you got to go ahead and hug yourself.

You just know that it is the beginning of a bad day when your key gets broken in the lock.

The perfect couple for the perfect bed.

I understand fining owners of domestic animals, but who's going to be fined for any wild animals?

Getting dressed like Lady Gaga is becoming the simplest outfit anybody can wear. Just put anything on and you are instantly Gaga.

Time for the daily dose of pure energy.Just need to add some water.