Plot twist: there is a NOT on the other side of his hand.

You think death is amusing? You may be right in these circumstances.

Sure, I will leave the building. But first, let me take a selfie!

Good thing this elevator was designed to bear a full horse. Otherwise how could I bring my own to the top floor?

Nice camouflage, Carl. Where did you get it from?

What starts hard, stays hard. Be a hard member of team Morningwood!

At least I got my priorities straight. I'll use my dog to track down the wife.

So my tire had a small puncture. No worries, zip ties fixed everything.

In case you want to pursue a career in human trafficking, we have just the right course for you.

We ain't got no advertising ideas, so we'll just go ahead with this.