The local pigeon gang clearly has some unfinished business with this guy.
Oh, wrong number? Better play along with this.
Truer words have never been spoken in a billboard.
So the suspension's busted on that old car? No worries, I've got just the thing that will fix it.
You want to appear intelligent and cultured? Then follow these simple steps and you will soon become one.
How to tell that somebody doesn't speak English is by giving them a funny tshirt and see them walk down the street wearing it.
We have such a small population that even a cat should be mentioned here.
Oh, you thought the airblades were for your hands? Well, they are multi purpose drying machines.