You want to appear intelligent and cultured? Then follow these simple steps and you will soon become one.
How to tell that somebody doesn't speak English is by giving them a funny tshirt and see them walk down the street wearing it.
We have such a small population that even a cat should be mentioned here.
Oh, you thought the airblades were for your hands? Well, they are multi purpose drying machines.
Looks like someone in China had a shortage of 4s so they decided to improvise.
There are a few things I hate in life. Irony has a special role in these.
Why would you enjoy being alone on the toilet when you can bring 2 extra friends with you so you can all discuss the latest gossip while taking a dump.
I used to take selfies before it was cool and none of you bothered to look.
Hope he's got insurance that covers acts of stupidity.