I didn't even get my coffee yet and they're apologizing. Wonder what they did to my coffee.

Remember to dry your hands before pulling on the towel that you will use to dry your hands. We all love logic!

OK, lipstick was applied sideways, it happens to the best of us. But being earless at the same time?

Looks like I'm on my diet today.

And this is why you simply don't buy cheap keys made out of metal that you can break.

This surely looks like it was handled with the upmost care imaginable. Or probably it just needed to fit in a tighter space.

First I thought that the paint guy decided to follow the road's edge. But guess the high temperatures and heavy traffic did the job just right.

Always check your pockets and tools before pouring in concrete.

At least it blends in easily. Not sure if the effort needed to construct such a manhole was worth it, but bonus points for the aesthetics care.

This Stray game has just been given the approval of my real life furry friends.