When you do really love your car's new rims. But yes, do not try to pronounce the entire job she's doing right now.

I’m getting that glove for grandma, she totally deserves it.

Someone wanted to send a message to some parents.

There’s a bumper sticker for the more cultured among us.

I got the delivery of my fragile mirror that I shall use to gaze at my ass.

Looks like the entire name didn’t fit the label. No worries, we’ll just shorten it to “sprm”.

Imagine a fierce agent descending from a building into your apartment, fully armed. And in underwear. I would be very frightened.

This guy parked in my spot again!

Couldn’t afford a real one, so I’ll play pretend until pay day :(

Also be the orange chicken. Everyone should be an orange chicken.