Sir, do you know how fast you were going? And I'll also need to see your registration.

Grandma wanted another gnome in her garden so I bought her this gal.

Hopefully this only applies to this old and rusty car, not the owner.

Why did you buy a game instead of playing with me?

I would go to the bathroom, but it's foggy so I'll wait until the sky is clear.

Congratulations, Laura! You've grown into a fully fledged house wife!

I believe this was supposed to be mixed with some milk before being served. But I'm not an expert in concrete.

Remember to take it easy on the gas pedal when transporting passengers in this car.

Honey, I think we're getting lunch here. Looks like they're running a special today.

Clearly I will want this classic Italian style, with a misspelled brand, 2 distinct logos and also an uncentered one.