I hope she is not too mad at me and giving me the silent treatment after that little lip balm - super glue mistake I did.

Just imagine seeing a little girl driving this and ending up with a flat tire in the middle of nowhere. Good luck!

Looks like someone learned the hard way what goes on in a dog park and what you might be able to find under the white snow.

Good luck catching the right train and going home tonight!

We will need another crane to lift that crane that is lifting this crane. Yes, that's perfect!

I'm as bad as it gets so I will certainly be the one you like.

Looks like he saw me going to bed so he started his late night neighborhood podcast at max volume.

Make sure you don't get drunk and end up in a bar fight the night before your scheduled Santa job at the local mall.

I just wished he would rub my back like other humans do. This is getting ridiculous.

She didn't want to assume our group's signature position so she's an outlander now.