Looks like he saw me going to bed so he started his late night neighborhood podcast at max volume.

Make sure you don't get drunk and end up in a bar fight the night before your scheduled Santa job at the local mall.

I just wished he would rub my back like other humans do. This is getting ridiculous.

She didn't want to assume our group's signature position so she's an outlander now.

Let's place a useless sign so that in case some dumbass sits there we won't get sued!

We are working with fashion and art. Let's design our logo properly!

Since we are trying to save the planet and making people travel less, being naughty is the right thing to do for this year.

First of all, this looks like a good case for a permanent hair removal procedure. But yes, a middle finger will do.

How do you even end up in this situation? By what weird circumstance would your phone end up in your pants?

It's always recommended to have a layout of the bus before throwing in a sticker there. Bonus points if you are using a face and ketchup which can be easily mistaken for blood.