You must admire the quality of how they laid the carpet across all edges. Clearly a professional was here... after a drunk architect.

So I'll just wash my hands, but better take a picture of this situation first!

Why do they keep placing these useless lumps inside my mozarella? What a complete waste of space.

So kids, let's be sure that we know which is which. It's very important. And you can shut up with your taxes questions, nobody has time for that!

My question is how the hell is he going to cut my hair around my ear while I'm on the phone? This is clearly fake!

As everyone else said, we need to keep ourselves sanitized at all times during this troublesome times. My hands are already drenched in alcohol so better take this sanitizations to my insides next.

I am helping the economy recovering by investing in this camel that I will transport around and have as a pet. It's clearly the most sane investment.

Whenever you have a symptom just go straight to your doctor instead of browsing the web for an answer. Otherwise you might regret it.

These pesky zip ties were something to watch out for during class. Particularly since you didn't carry any scissors with you.

Whenever you feel like taking such a big risk in a conversation make sure you have yourself covered, like this guy!