We’re all unde Godzilla apparently.

So looks like I need to try my luck once again. Just that I’ve eaten 80 cookies so far, with the same message.

Remember kids, you need a healthy and balanced diet for you to grow big and strong. Starting with pizza. Continuing with pizza. Finishing with pizza.

No wonder. Anyone getting a Bud Light would probably not tell the difference.

So I guess I'll need a can opener for this.

It is important to have your notes close to you when you need them.

At least they chose an aerodynamic fruit.

I'm also curious how these keep being curled from top to bottom instead of straightening up at the top.

At least they are standing in line and following all procedures.

This is how you can tell that someone really upset his girlfriend.