Loose the earrings and do something practical with your ear for a change.
When your standard battery doesn't even last one whole day it's time to add some extra power to your cell phone.
Ever wondered where was your girlfriend manufactured?
There you are, enjoying your time in the public toilet when some dumbass with a balloon makes this the most humiliating day of your life.
The simplest steps towards true happiness.
Let's get together on the couch for our family picture. Did anyone see my sister?
I wonder how your face would have looked like if you hadn't wore your helmet.