Reading my tshirt is all the social interaction you need.

You must be THIS tall to be able to pee in public toilets.

Even snowmen comein different shapes and sizes.

Maybe when your 50 and your belly is 10 inches lower than it used to be you won't find your tattoo this funny anymore.

Your finger decided that it was just too much to handle and shot himself

An original scarf. Just don't leave it in the bathroom or someone might use it instead of the real thing.

When you are out of matches and have plenty of sunlight just use this free cigar lighter.

When the night comes, the opening and closing hours are different.

One sure way to make fun of your dog.

A quick solution for all the weird documents.