Having a wife around the house can prove to be quite useful when reaching over the top shelf in the kitchen.

Google is obsolete since I got married. All I need to do is have an opinion about something.

No matter what you've forgotten, nobody could top the guy that ran off, leaving his wife at the gas station.

The perfect woman is ready with all the liquids required.

You get a free wife to keep nagging you all day long. Just grab a room at our hotel and we'll be happy to provide you with one.

When the wives are driving we all get the same look on our faces. There is no denying it.

Ever since she got pregnant, there are this weird food requests coming up a 3 am in the morning.

Were they referring to WiFi or are they really handing over a free wife? Count me in in that case.

Hold on dear, I just need to time this right and everything will be OK.

The wife is the one who brings balance and helps out her man in all situations.