When you want to live in a natural environment but don’t have enough cash to purchase your own forest.

I used to fear the ocean. Now I won't be able to go outside at all.

No funds for planting new grass, so we'll just spray paint everything in green. Everything will work fine until somebody will rub his white shirt on this.

That's it. The city council has decided to split this park. Guess you won't be playing here anymore.

Well, you could try playing football over there. But it ain't going to be football anymore, more likely to play polo.

Let's play one on this field, haha, whatcha say?