It's not you... it's me... Just please understand me baby... I have to focus..

This relationship will last longer than other relationships. I'm in a relationship with food, we're really good.

Divorced, my wife took half of my car. Too bad..

You know.. These Facebook Relationship Statuses are for real, they're as seen in this picture.

Now this is a true conspiracy... When did Facebook became my girlfriend? Where am I, where I am going, with whom am I?

I can bet that these two are married. You can easily see why hahah. So... I guess you're not in the mood.

Get in the car now, Gladys!!! No, whatcha gonna do about it? Hahahah. Kids.....

I plan to forgive and forget... I am going to forgive me for how stupid I've been and going to forget you.

Indeed, we've all been there, we know this... So true, after a break-up.... WOW!

I just can't stand this... Nope, this long distance relationship is much too painful. Fridge, you're coming into my room!!!