Wait till those 2 sub woofers get big.

Hey guys, come check my new toy!

I'm too tired and this book is extremely interesting. Go walk yourself.

I'm not going to play by the rules so better piss on this sign.

Did you just train your dog to take off swimsuits?

Want to scare all your friends? Want to make them think you are cruel to animals? Place this magnet on your fridge and see the results.

Ever heard of king Tut's faithful servant, king Mutt?

We did not cook your dog. It was the hurricane who took it.

Those sneaky pets are not trustworthy. Beware.

I only hope that diaper is a clean one.