Take the monitor for a walk
Let's go for a walk. Now!
Smelly feet
The cat test has failed. You have smelly feet indeed.
The Fish's diary
I need a bigger fish tank if you didn't sense my sarcasm.
How to create an expensive cat
A great business idea for all the entrepreneurs out there. Buy cheap cats and sell expensive ones!
Trash can
I really did not search the trash can again. Why would you ask that?
I got sucked in
Get me out of here, I'm allergic to dust.
Don't shred your child
Remember these basic rules: shred only paper, not your pet or children.
I am not happy with this
You call this art? This doesn't look like me at all!
Camouflage dog
Where did that dog go now?
My copy machine is jammed
Ever noticed how cats seem to always lay around exactly where you don't want them?