Take the monitor for a walk
  
  
    
      Let's go for a walk. Now!
    
   
 
  Smelly feet
  
  
    
      The cat test has failed. You have smelly feet indeed.
    
   
 
  The Fish's diary
  
  
    
      I need a bigger fish tank if you didn't sense my sarcasm.
    
   
 
  How to create an expensive cat
  
  
    
      A great business idea for all the entrepreneurs out there. Buy cheap cats and sell expensive ones!
    
   
 
  Trash can
  
  
    
      I really did not search the trash can again. Why would you ask that?
    
   
 
  I got sucked in
  
  
    
      Get me out of here, I'm allergic to dust.
    
   
 
  Don't shred your child
  
  
    
      Remember these basic rules: shred only paper, not your pet or children.
    
   
 
  I am not happy with this
  
  
    
      You call this art? This doesn't look like me at all!
    
   
 
  Camouflage dog
  
  
    
      Where did that dog go now?
    
   
 
  My copy machine is jammed
  
  
    
      Ever noticed how cats seem to always lay around exactly where you don't want them?