At least he is reading the proper newspaper.

And once we reached that point nothing happened. Guess those activists should set another milestone.

When it gets really high it will be even colder. Wait what?

So I got myself a Gym access card, now I'll just sit on my ass, read this paper and I'll surely grow some big muscles by the end of the month.

Congratulations to Neil Armstrong, the first man who set foot on another man. And to our internal editors who cannot proof read anything.

Hey, dad, you newspaper is on fire! WATCH OUT!

And now you know where all the shocking headlines come from.

Bottom line: don't fart in bed with your wife and don't keep air fresheners near.

Someone has been copying stuff from the Internet without reading it first.

The majority of Americans hate math. More precisely, 4 out of 10.