Nobody will ever steal my phone ever again!
It really does float on water, until it sinks!
Who would have thought that something carried would become portable?
It's so hard to remember which is which. Better put a memo on the speaker so I can complain later that I don't hear anything.
Loose the earrings and do something practical with your ear for a change.
When your standard battery doesn't even last one whole day it's time to add some extra power to your cell phone.