Because we don't sell diapers, that's why!

I don't think that was just the handle for the basket.

You have been training for this your whole childhood. Now you are prepared for Tetris in real life situations.

It's the new delicious ass cream cake. Only $3.69.

I couldn't leave this baby sitting on the shelf. It was a bargain.

I'll just wait here.

They sure know where to put those handcuffs within the store.

Someone clearly wasn't pretty good in economics or math.