Good thing some people are too dumb. Otherwise who would feed the bicycle thieves?

In case of fire just exit this door and get burned alive while watching the locked gate.

Guess the slippers are more solid and heavy then the steel fence.

Guess everybody needed to steal this toilet paper.

Welcome to the no-fun neighborhood. Children are not allowed to play here.

Nobody can reach my bike so nobody can steal it.

The bike probably weighs a ton and there was no way someone might lift it up.

Next time be sure to lock the bike frame along with the rear wheel.

Nobody should heat anything except me!

Another cheap car with an imaginative owner.