Do you know how sad I am because I don't have any children? I'm going to go cry in my Corvette right now.

After a hard day at work all I can think about doing is cleaning up the whole living room after my kids. Oh, the joy!

The poor family dog had to endure all this humiliation until the parents got home.

Our kids are sick after eating whatever it is they find in the park. So you got to clean up after your dog.

We sale everything, including our huge kids and a baby. Be prepared because they have a big appetite.

I think my kids are a little too eager for this year's snow.

On second thought, making kids is fun so just step on the gas.

And that was the last time grandma ever took the kids on vacation.

Ah, the race track toys are so awesome.

Get your own black kid right here. Discounts are available when buying more that 10.