Honey, I really missed the way you kiss me, muah! Honey, HONEY! WHAT? THE KIDS!

I'm sure you've noticed it. Wow... can you imagine their trash? A whole lot of diapers. Oh poor parents...

Age of getting married? You could see the difference between a little boy's opinion and a little girl's opinion.

Hey dudes, we're waiting for the chicks to come, here, grab one of those beers and enjoy yourselves!

Well.. I can't imagine what happened after, nor before.

Embrace yourselves, the 90s kids are growing up, the future is coming!

We here at TSA will do anything to shove our hands up your 12 year old child's ass.

Most kids love sack races. Statistically speaking.

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