We present to you the emo ice cream, it cries from time to time but it never melts.

Don't hate me for no reason... I'm your best friend at parties and also.... I'm a little bit cooler than you! HAHAHHAHAHAH

These things are really cool, imagine getting drunk while drinking whiskey with these sharks as ice. Hahah!

That ice ruined my life! Everywhere I'd go... Ice, ice, ice, it's everywhere and I had to drink that ice all the time!

Yeah... really bad luck. How are you going to get that limo out of there?

Yeah... trust me, it really is and I'm not kidding!

Well... the rain isn't that good, pal, huh?

I can melt ice just by looking at it. This proves my powers beyond any doubt. Can you melt ice cubes?

Let's just wait until spring to get fuel.

My ice cream is getting a little too dramatic lately.